To understand the next four years in Washington D.C., you have to understand the world according to Chicago:

While it is a city in Illinois , it is also a completely different country, with a whole different set of morals and language.

There are only three rules which anybody can understand.  You don't even need an attorney to understand them and if you need an attorney, well, you know too much...so look out for Rule #3!

• Rule #1: No mater what you see, hear or do, you don't know anybody and you know nothing!
• Rule #2: If you capture something on tape or camera, it does not reveal anything!
• Rule #3: If you know what everybody knows in Chicago, well, you still don't know anything!

Now, pay close attention: 

These two fellows in the photos?.....  They don't know each other. That's what they said! 

But what about the photos?..... What photos? We don't see no photos...